You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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