Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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