I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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