I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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