He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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