tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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