It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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