i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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