Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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