Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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