it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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