Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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