So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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