Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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