idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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