chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I supernannyed him into submission
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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