My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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