come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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