Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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