dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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