My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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