google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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