What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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