What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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