yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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