we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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