I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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