Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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