And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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