gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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