it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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