so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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