why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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