I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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