bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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