Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You ate ashes out of my bong
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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