Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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