windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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