so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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