she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
