Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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