I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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