I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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