the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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