so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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