Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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