so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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