I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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