Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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