People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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