1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
two words...techno handjob
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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