im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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