are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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