is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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