considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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